Lyd: Is Daddy my step-father?
Me: No. Why do you ask?
L: Because isn’t God my real father?
M: Well, yes, God is our heavenly father. Just like we pray in the prayer, “Our Father in heaven…” But Daddy is your earthly father.
L: Oh! (as the light bulb goes off) God is my heavenly father, and Daddy is my earthly father!
M: That’s right, sweetie.
L: (pause) Do I have a heavenly mother?